Take a Seat

Consider me unpublished.

You won't find anything I've written on Amazon.com. If you Google my name, you will find I used to play tailback for the Michigan Wolverines. I don't remember doing that. I hope I ran like a freight train.

But, let's talk about you.

If you have stumbled upon this blog looking for the magic-pill advice which grows your writing career overnight, enhances your ability to earn and spend millions of bucks, and drop-kicks Stephen out of his King-sized chair, you don't want any of this.

Keep chumming the waters, mate (and uh . . . keep me posted if you happen to find anything).

If you are an author who has weathered the storms on the high seas of publishing and feel like regaling us with some of your tales, there is a seat (or stool) for you. Provide your own pint, howling wind, and hook-for-a-hand for better effect.

Or, if you are like me, trying to siphen some sense out of the nebula of writing for a living and frequently fight the same Four Horsemen of Writing Doom (lack of discipline, motivation, networking, and admin skills) then by all means, you're my kinda people.

Take a seat and join me. We may not produce any quick-fix pills for blockbuster novel success, but, we just might produce a little magic of our own.

Maybe enough for Amazon, perhaps.